You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is ‘never try’.
Wisdom of Homer Simpson
Teh Introducshun
O hai guise, I am Roy, I have the power level of over 9,000 and I liek mudkipz. I am from the land of the Empanada and Bagnet. studied Fine Arts for a year and finished Computer Science for fucking 5 years! Fuck yeah Seaking! I am a hardcore videogame geek, a Weeabo and a die hard Beatles Fan. I am an aspiring Film Maker / International Pop Star / Hugh Hefner’s Heir.
1. Go to the Playboy Mansion
2. Tell Hef I am his long lost Pinoy son
3. Hug Hef
4. ????
5. PROFIT!!!
My pet peeves are over acting, those who slurps when they eat and Scientist ‘coz they makin’ me pissed. I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8 and I yelled to the cabbie ‘Yo homes smell ya later’ I looked at my kingdom I was finally there to settle my throne as the Prince of Bel Air.